Kingdom Come

Kingdom Come Acres

Real estate for sale.
Come in today, walk through our open model—
designed by Jesus Christ, master architect.
Then pick out your choice lot
in the Kingdom of God development.

A deposit has already been made to your account.
Sign your name, claim your space.
Start packing— but leave your clutter behind.
Our homes come fully furnished with everything necessary
for an eternally happy here-after.

Blueprints available, translated into over
a hundred languages for your convenience.
Homes in all shapes and sizes to tickle your fancy.
But remember the building code specifies
God the owner will pour the foundation himself.

Its up to you to select your own building materials.
Caution: choose wisely—something not flammable.
God tests the integrity of each new construction
prior to dispensing your occupancy permit.

Our brokers are available 24 hours a day,
seven days a week including Sundays.
Locations in all corners of the universe.
Do not hesitate. Time is of the essence.
The Owner may close this offer at any moment.
Don’t be left outside our Pearl-studded gate when He does.

c. Darlene Moore Berg

References: Romans 3:22-34, John 14:2-3, Matthew 13:44-45 &52
Romans 10:9, Matthew 19:21
I Corinthians 3: 11-15
I Corinthians 6:9a
Mark 13: 32 & Matthew 24:36
Luke 17:20-21


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